Expert Laser Man: The Video Game – (WIN $500!)

We are beyond excited to release our VIDEO GAME, Expert Laser Man!

You can play for free, as many times as you want… CLICK HERE TO PLAY.

Everytime you beat the game, you will be prompted to enter your full name, e-mail and company name. By doing so, you will be entered into a sweepstakes for a cash prize of $500.

The more times you play and beat the game, the higher the probability that you will win the $500...

The sweepstakes will be open to all players in the USA from March 16, 2018 until June 15, 2018. The winner will be notified via email on Monday, June 19, 2018.

The game is open to play for free internationally, but the sweepstakes is limited to players in the USA.

Here is the synopsis of the game:

“Rogue printers, copiers and scanners become sentient through artificial intelligence gone awry and begin to attack people in the office building where they work. The protagonist, “Expert Laser Man”, is the head of the IT department. He bravely arms himself with a laser blaster and works his way through the office building, destroying the sentient printers until finally he fights a giant mechanized copier boss at the end of the game.”

So, grab your laser blaster, and get to destroying some printers!

Video Game Controls:

A-D moves Left-Right, S Ducks, Space Jumps, Left Mouse Click Shoots.

Troubleshooting: Users using a touchpad- If you cant fire while crouching, running or jumping, set the sensitivity on your touchpad on your laptop to highest sensitivity.

Destroy Your Printer Contest 5!

EDIT: The Destroy Your Printer Contest 5 has been extended to run until July 15, 2018!

I am pleased to announce Expert Laser Services Destroy Your Printer Video Contest 5!

The rules and regulations of the contest are as follows…

We ask that you make a creative, fun and humorous video of you and your cohorts destroying one of the following: Inkjet Printer, Laser Printer, Copier, 3D printer or Fax/MFP. Then upload the video to Youtube and send me the url.

*NOTE: Be sure to name your video ” Expert Laser Services Destroy Your Printer Contest 5 – “Insert the name of your company here”.

email to:

At the end of the contest we will choose a winner and the winner will get his or her video posted here on Expert Laser Services Blog and they will receive a FREE – BRAND NEW HP PageWide Pro MFP 577dw Multi-Functional Printer (see picture below).

see below for full contest details, rules and regulations!

Rules and Regulations:

Contest starts November 13, 2017 and ends on July 15,2018.

1. Contest is open to businesses and other organizations in the United States of America, large or small. Contestants may destroy Inkjet Printers, Fax/MFPs, Laser Printers, 3D printers or Copiers.

* We are looking for humorous and creative videos of you destroying your selected piece of office equipment from the above list of machines.

* Have fun but BE CAREFUL! Expert Laser Services will not be held responsible for any injuries resulting from the making of your videos.

2. To enter the contest, create a video, upload it to Youtube and send me the URL via e-mail.

Be sure to name your video ” Expert Laser Services Destroy Your Printer Contest 5 – “Insert the name of your company here”.

email to:

or tweet to: @expertlaserman

3. Videos will be voted upon by a panel of Expert Laser Services employees and a winner chosen shortly after the end date of the contest.

4. The contest ends on July 15, 2018 12:00am.

5. The winning video will be posted here at Expert Laser Services Blog.

6.Contest winner will receive a FREEBRAND NEW HP PageWide Pro MFP 577dw Multi-Functional Printer

7. If the winner is outside of our service radius, they will be responsible for paying shipping of the machine.

8. You can upload and submit multiple videos to better your chances of winning.

Email questions/comments to:

Give your printers a vacation!

Aren’t we all glad that there is a time of sleep at the end of each day, a time of rest and recreation (re-creation!) at the end of each week, and times of holidays and vacations throughout each year? These opportunities for peace and quiet are sprinkled like a tempting topping changing the daily bread of our lives into something special.
Off-time recharges us! Like hitting a reset button on an appliance, pulling the plug on the busy-ness of our lives gives us a fresh start and a renewed zeal for the work we wake up to.
Guess what? It works with machines, too!
According to experts, switching off computerized equipment can even make them last longer (just like rest does for people!) On top of that, computers in general run better if you reboot regularly (again, just like us).
Champions of energy savings recommend turning off all office equipment, including copiers, printers and scanners every chance we get. So do budget-watchers. (There is real money being wasted!) Office imaging devices, especially printers and copiers, are high on the list of worst wasters when it comes to energy used while idle.
So shut them down. Give them a vacation … and the weekend off … and a good night’s sleep.
Just as with well-rested employees, your business will enjoy the benefits.

MPS Pitfalls: A Rebuttal

Recently, Phil Downe from wrote an article entitled “Pitfalls and pointers on print”. While well meaning and well written, the article fails to understand managed print services outside the realm of corporate power associated with OEM’s and non re-manufactured toner production companies. You can see the original article, here.

Below, I am going dissect his article piece by piece and employ some perspective management to correct some of the assumptions made in the piece so that readers will better understand some of the dynamics of MPS and how they can leverage the service without running into some of the issues he brings up.

Phil Downe: Ask any print vendor how they’ll help you lower your print costs and they will try to sell you some type of smart-print technology with panoply of print management features called managed print services. It would be refreshing to hear the salesperson say, buy fewer devices, get them cheap, get the lowest possible cost per page (CPP) and print less.”

Rebuttal: While many OEM’s and even some independent MPS providers will in fact try to sell you “some type of smart-print technology with a panoply of print management features” this is most certainly not managed print services.

According to the MPSA, managed print services are defined as: ““The active management and optimization of business processes related to documents and information, including input and output devices.” 

While this definition can include one or more software recommendations, many vendors such as Expert Laser Services offer this DCA (data collection agent) software at no charge as part of a free analysis of a client’s office imaging fleet.

Yes, some companies, particularly large corporations, will attempt to charge you absurd amounts of money for both the analysis and the software but, with a little homework and research you can avoid these costs all together and again, while software is one small piece of the puzzle that is MPS, it is certainly not the epoch of manage print services.

As for this statement: “buy fewer devices, get them cheap, get the lowest possible cost per page (CPP) and print less.”

Not only is this impossible in light of TCO (total cost of ownership); it is a perspective which is skewed by expectations based solely around offerings from vendors who are selling MPS, without actually knowing what their product is.

You cannot buy cheap, commercial devices and manage them at a low cost per print because cheap printers designed around planned obsolescence have an intrinsically high cost per print due to extremely small toner cartridges, inefficient design and a service cost that equals or exceeds the price of replacing the machine itself.

The one thing that Phil seems to miss entirely at this point of the article is that a real managed print services program 1) does not require the purchase of software and 2) does not necessarily require the purchase of new equipment.

In all the MPS contracts I have closed, I have never once sold a new machine to the client at beginning of the process. If new machines are purchased, usually we are looking at 1-3 printers over the course of the first six to twelve months and that is an atypical situation at best.

Moving on…

Phil Downe: “With sales commissions at risk that’s not going to happen any time soon. The rhetoric will continue but basic print technology advances have plateaued and are now at a commodity level with historically low profit margins. There also isn’t much room to improve on the CPP service models so I expect you’ll be hearing a lot more about MPS going forward.”

Rebuttal: Phil would be right about this if he was not over-looking one very large sector of the managed print services world. Clearly, his view ignores the toner re-manufacturing industry which, when considered in light of his statements above, illuminates the fact that you can cut the cost of a managed print services program by 20-40% just by using re-manufactured cartridges.

Food for thought here folks… Always remember, to dig deeper down…

Let us continue, shall we?

Phil Downe:   The amount of printing that still goes on in this, the ‘digital age’, its impact on the environment and its associated costs are high. With the exception of companies in the high-volume print business, newspapers, publishing and so on, it’s been suggested that others spend from three percent to eight percent of their total IT budget on printing.

To cut costs you must be ready to go to tender and change vendors if necessary. Two things I can attest to are that competitive RFP strategies produce the greatest savings and no amount of unleveraged bargaining with an incumbent will come close to fair market value pricing when trying to renew your initial print deal.

If you’re in the market for a printer fleet up-grade or a service agreement re-negotiation then a little up-front work in creating an effective, well-timed RFP will pay big dividends. No surprise to anyone, but if you want the best deal be prepared to negotiate several issues simultaneously. It’s also amazing how big the discounts get on combined hardware, features and service deals when the volume gets into the three and four-digit range.

Pricing models
Print vendors promote their software and steer away from the simple device sale combined with a CPP to cover the services. That dynamic just isn’t profitable anymore so their focus will be on recurring software license revenue combined with constant up-selling and imperceptible constant CPP increments for every imaginable deviation of product mix, impression volumes and feature additions.

Rebuttal: Phil, you had a compelling argument up until that last paragraph which I have made bold above. The truth is, you are once again assuming that all managed print vendors are relying on the same protocols and dynamics which cannot be further from the truth. Yes, SOME companies are doing this, but to suggest to potential buyers that this is simply how it is across the board is not only misleading, but also casts an unfairly negative perception over the MPS industry as a whole.

Not all companies play by the elitist hand book and I want to make sure people are aware of the other players in the game, such as Expert Laser Services.  Many independent MPS providers actually provide programs that are the exact antithesis of this statement “Print vendors promote their software and steer away from the simple device sale combined with a CPP to cover the services.” Literally, there are vendors who are doing the exact opposite of this.

Again, a little homework goes a long way…

Phil Downe: “Split charges. I prefer the simplicity and flexibility of a two price-point model; an associated charge for a specific device, plus a CPP charge for the services. The first charge, (either the purchase price or a monthly lease charge) gives the buyer complete flexibility on hardware selection and the second charge, related to the actual usage, covers all the consumables and services. The CPP charges may vary depending on the device type, monochrome, color, MFD, wide-format and so on.

Your alternatives may depend on whether you prefer CAPEX or OPEX for this type of expenditure. Both have their implications for the balance sheet, KPIs and taxes. Leasing just adds a benefit at the end of the term when you can return the device and get an updated replacement with a new warranty. Whether you RFP it at that time or not is up to you.

I prefer lease terms that coincide with the end of the hardware warranty period. These are typically 36 months but like everything else, it’s negotiable. There’s a two-fold advantage, first the CPP charges don’t increase to cover the additional parts & service after the warranty expires and second, the end user gets a newer device with an even lower CPP and the customer satisfaction scores tend to stay high.

You’ll want to keep your leasing options flexible especially at the end of the term to facilitate returns and replacements. Leasing works great for the lessee when you return the equipment at the end of the lease and it works out great for the lessor when you extend the lease or buy it out. Do the former and “ever-green” the fleet.”

Rebuttal: Ok, Phil has some very sound advice here and it is all good except for a major misunderstanding at the very end of this article which I have high-lighted in bold text. Let me be very clear, you do NOT want to ever ever-green your fleet*. I think as a buyer, Phil misunderstands the term “ever-green” which actually means failing to alert the lessor at least ninety days in advance of your last lease payment that you would like to make your final payment. In which case, the leasing company can legally continue to charge you the monthly leasing cost even after you have already paid it off in full…

I have met clients who made ever-green payments for three or four years because they did not understand this. Thus, they effectively paid more than twice as much as the machine was actually worth.


*To be fair, I am unsure if Phil intended to use the term “ever-green” as a metaphor for refreshing a printer fleet or, if he actually confused the definition of the term which the leasing industry uses to define the event of which I outlined and warned against above.

Phil Downe:  “New equipment will be required periodically but please don’t be overly concerned about non-coterminous leases. Odd or shorter lease terms tend to cost more. Treat each device as if it’s on a separate lease so even if you add devices well into the initial term just make sure you have your residual values and competitive lease rate benchmarked, and add the new equipment to the fleet for a similar term. Even if you change vendors and service providers in the future, they are all quite adept at maintaining one another’s equipment until it eventually gets replaced.”

Rebuttal: Regarding the bold text highlighted in the paragraph above. Quite frankly, this is a totally false statement. It is simply not true.

Phil Downe: The print RFP. The hardest part of the RFP process is defining your needs to the prospective vendors. It all depends on how mature an asset management process you have but you need to produce data on what you have, where it’s located, what it does, how much it does, (print, scan, fax, copy, staple) and that will enable the vendors to propose comparable, ideal replacements.

The needs analysis can get as complicated as you really want to make it. You can get into detailed floor plans and count the volumes per device function per department and even create rules to cut down on the number of devices, like acceptable distances for employees to walk to pick up a print job.

I don’t think you have to over analyze it. You can probably poll network-connected devices to get a print count on most within your organization. Those who do so should be able to tell what has been underutilized, where upgrades are required and where additional features would add to employee productivity. The good news is if you do get it wrong it’s an easy fix—just move the device to a more efficient location or add another.

Replacement device selection isn’t all that complicated either. Recently a client with over 60 different printer and MFD (multi-functional device) models replaced them all with just four standard devices. Just pick some standards for each device and set the minimum specifications, split them into bronze, silver, gold and platinum categories with the minimum specifications for each and have the vendors bid the net lease charges. Ask for all the hardware pricing details, list price, discount percentage, net price and volume clip levels. Transparency means everyone can calculate it. Set the mandatory specifications and then allow for every possible feature with the optional, additional monthly lease charges for each.

The CPP price point, several in fact depending on the device, covers the cost of all consumables and services. Depending on your company size and needs you can work in other recurring charges that can be quoted separately. These might include full or part-time vendor personnel to perform the services and one-time charges for additional implementation tasks like assessments, installation, training and “wiping” or destroying internal hard drives and disposal of or packaging and returning replaced equipment.

Print costs, like all technology costs, come down and although it’s not always easy to find time to test the market every three or four years there are significant savings for those who do. A final suggestion is be aware of minimum monthly print volumes or minimum contract value terms. Customers who have adopted a departmental charge-back system, combined with a digital storage philosophy and increased end-user environmental awareness have reported significant reductions in print costs. It would be a shame to continue paying for printing that isn’t taking place when the other benefits of reducing print are so significant.”

No Rebuttal: This last section of the article is sound and quality advice. As a buyer, he understands his job and responsibilities very well. That being said, his understanding of managed print services and the advice given prior to this portion of the article, is flawed at best.

I implore you to do your own research and simply know that not all managed print services programs are created equal.




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Acquiring MPS, Page After Page…

Well I am just going to cut to the chase with this one.

We here at Expert Laser Services are super happy to announce that we have acquired our competitor Page after Page, essentially doubling the size of our company.

The acquisition was set in stone last Thursday and we are now integrating their employee base with our own. We are excited to bring Expert Laser Services and Page after Page into a new age of managed print perfection.

Exciting times are ahead as we move into the future with this endeavor.

Revisiting A Myth

Back in 2010 I wrote this post. It was an attack on the idea that the paperless office was ever to become a reality and I stand behind that post and the perspective which inspired it. A week or so ago, I came across this blog post which reiterates my opinion that I was right in my convictions. 

Based on the facts presented in said article I must reiterate, since the inception of paper people always have and always will have an intense emotional connection to paper. Granted it may be more subtle to the printed page in the office space but, take it away from your employees against their will and behold the sh!t-storm!

From the Article:

“As Publishers Weekly puts it, “the 2014 figures are further evidence that print books are selling better than they have since sales of eBooks exploded in 2010.” The paper tome apparently hit rock bottom in 2012, but has since rallied in categories from children’s books to adult non-fiction, and formats from trade paperback to hardcover.

Students, too, are rediscovering paper. Several studies – including one by tech-centric Hewlett-Packard – find a strong preference for printed textbooks, notably among those in college who have tried both types. In the HP survey, 57% preferred print; only 21% preferred an eTextbook.”

Read the whole article here.